Earlier today, my web manager detected suspicious communication involving my email address. When he alerted me, numerous emails had been sent by an unauthorized user.

Introducing himself as Carl Thrill, from LDW Incorporation, the hacker expressed interest in purchasing the recipients’ products. In a bid to obtain their information fraudulently, he requested them to send unspecified quotations.

I haven’t sent a single email in a week. The last time I used the term quotation, the internet hadn’t been discovered yet.

I have recovered my account and built a solid fence around it. I have also installed an electric barbed wire and planted sharp pieces of broken bottles on top of that fence. In addition, I have deployed vicious dogs around it. Hopefully, Carl Thrill and fellow criminals will never break into my property again.